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A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

(( OH GOD. xD ))

I just about died LOL.

Holy shit!

When people tell me their problems and I don’t know what to say:

Them:

Me:

When you and your friend say the same thing at the same time

And your just like:

“You read my mind! “

Me and Robert “garbonzo beans”
“titanium alloy”
Etc

I hate it when strangers say “I don’t bite.”

Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”

Sup, Bro?